2015 Insult-a-Day DTD Calendar

Mankind has been firing off insults to one another since the dawn of time, and this calendar is a collection of some real zingers from celebrities, politicians, athletes, and even philosophers. Mankind has been firing off insults to one another since the dawn of time, and this calendar is a collection of some real zingers from celebrities, politicians, athletes, and even philosophers. Woody Allen once said, “The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.” And comedian Greg Giraldo said to David Hasselhoff, “You’re such a drunk. When alcohol does its taxes, it lists you as a dependent.” Whether shocking, offensive, or just downright funny, these insults guarantee that the speaker gets the last word.