Funny and rather rude children’s story that soon becomes very adult (not in an X-rated sort of way, so all you pervs have been warned). In a way it takes a look at the writer, and the battle he has when dreaming up a story.

It's very strange to try and sum it up.Even for me. And I wrote the bloody thing!

I would like to say that this story contains some swearing…but actually it contains so much over the top swearing that I’m rather embarrassed and feel it is my civic duty to warn you all of the dirty, vulgar, and downright disgusting filth contained within. (And if that does not get ya interested, then I might as well give up).

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