In a span of 15 minutes, Miley Cyrus nearly destroyed the world. On that fateful night at the VMAs, she not only defiled foam fingers and castrated baby bears, she also sent a society into turmoil. Even now, a week later, we struggle to recover.

We are in a state of shock.

We are in a state of Twerk!

But Dr. Mortimer Puffdandy has the solution. By reading his careful analysis of Twerk and following his step-by-step plan to overcome it, society can once again find normalcy where it was violently taken by Miley Cyrus.

Buy this book now. Buy it before it's too late. Buy it before Twerk overtakes your soul.

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